January 27 Is Kill a Hipster Day

Go ahead. You won't be prosecuted. In fact, killing hipsters is already legal in 27 countries, encouraged in 12. Sure, you might be responsible for spilling a little Pabst Blue Ribbon when they go kicking and screaming over the bridge, but it's a small sacrifice of a crummy beer for a whole lot of satisfaction. Need help identifying a hipster.

The Kinks? Go plank yourself.


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